Monday, October 5, 2009

You're Crazy, Darling.

Oh, Pisces. Probably the most dreaded astrological sign anyone could possibly fall upon. Those who’s birthdays fall between February 20th and March 20th are simply screwed. The most complicated demented sign of them all. Self destructive, distorted. The worst part is we’re cursed with these outrageous emotions that only psychos are capable of feeling.

We’re everyone’s therapist because people feel “comfortable” around us and like they can “relate”. Well that’s only because we’ve been through everything. And if we haven’t, we make sure we do. Experiencing every emotion known to man is critical for Pisces. I mean what else can we do? We’re the fish. We swim in the dark depths of the ocean, just floating and drifting past everything in our lives while trying to contain as much information as possible so we can use it against people. Just kidding, we're not that synical. The truth is all we want to do is give. Whether it's giving happiness or prosperity, selflessness is the only way we can live.

We’re a different person every day. The person you saw yesterday is not the same one you’re listening to today. That person has probably found 10 more personalities in the last hour. We can never make a decision, yet we find ourselves in situations we where have to make them all the time. And don't get me started on relationships. Love is the rarest to hold onto because like the fish, we simply swim away the second we find something better. Maybe Pisceaneans don’t even feel this way. Maybe they’ve never even heard these despicable opinions. Unless they have. Maybe I’m not the only psychotic person in this world.


…Then again I could just be alone on this one.

2 comments:

  1. Your sign being a Pisces doesn't doom you to all hell. Actually, if you study the zodiac you'll find out that your sun sign (Pisces) actually has no control over your emotions. Your moon sign represents the emotional responses, unconscious pre-destination, and the self-image. Like, I'm a Capricorn, but my moon is in Cancer... which truth be told tells more about me than my sun sign does.

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  2. my sun and ascending is pisces, and my moon is cancer too. cancer pretty much says the same thing. theyre both water signs meaning they think about the same, but there are a few differences.



    +most of my blogs are dumb rants.
    :}

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